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President George W. Bush's Greatest Achievements
by Richard Curtis
[ Humor ]
Former President George W. Bush is writing his memoir. But why wait when you can order "President George W. Bush’s Greatest Achievements" today! You’ll see all of his greatest military, economic, environmental, social welfare, health care, homeland security and civil liberties achievements. But before you send for your copy, we have to warn you that it’s pretty skimpy. In fact, the pages are blank! THIS IS A GAG BOOK, the perfect gift for anyone who remembers the Bush administration’s accomplishments with something less than affection. But if you’re a true supporter of George W. Bush, feel free to write into the pages your own assessment of his regime’s achievements.